Functional Insanity

Do you guys like cow? *cough. I mean meat… You know those medium well, glazed with  BBQ sauce kind of meat?
My parents brought the whole family for Meat Eating Dinner to a fancy restaurant for my  sis’s bday.
God, it was alot of meat.
I actually felt my waistline expanding.
Not like it hasn’t expended. Since I’ve been doing nothing at home… I’ve definitely grown fatter.
Even my cheeks are like 2kg each?
*curse those skinny people with high metabolism rate
My sister is blessed with a thin, nicely structured face. Although she’s fatter than me *lallalalalallala
I mean, if we were all sitting at a table and someone comes over…
…they’d go:
"Yazmin, you look thin. Have you been working out"
whereas to me, they’d say:
"SARAH! I think you’re allergic to something, your cheeks are blowing up!"

hahaha *rich with sarcasm