Functional Insanity

I couldn’t use the internet when I first arrived in London.

Considering the fact that the only reason I’m happy to be back in London is the super-fast internet connection….

…I was not very happy.

But anyways, it’s working now.

And the first thing Melissa told me to do is to rake through her blog and answer her tagged questions.

So here goes:

The Wedding Tag

1. How old are you?
older than Melissa :p

2. Are you single?
nope. Married to Nino.

3. In what age do you think you’ll get married?
Mid 40s? So old right? My eggs will all be gone already.

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now? Who’s with me now?!

*panics thinking about some ghost sitting next to me*

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Like I say to practically everyone who’s blatantly ask me this question: Nino

6. Do you want a garden/beach wedding, or the traditional church wedding?
Garden/ beach? Ape tu… kahwin lari ke? (>.<)

7. Your ideal motif?
Of the wedding? Let’s see.

Good food

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
Sabah. Cheap XD Plus, the beach is heavenly.

9. How many guests do you think you’ll invite?
Uh. 2000. 50 from my side and 1950 from his side. He’s paying for the wedding, though.

10. Do you want an extravagant or a simple wedding?
How extravagant are we talking about here? Do I have to change my dress 5 times? Will there be lobster on the menu??

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you’d make up on your own?
Vows? What vows? Promise not to cheat on me with some random fangirl from Japan is good enough.

12. How many layers of cake do you want to have?
Ooh. Fancy. 5. Each layer with different fillings ok? And lay-off the icing.

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or at a simple place?

Hotel. Don’t have to clean up after that. My parents will be pleased

14. When do you want to get married, evening or morning?

When it’s not raining…?

15. You’d rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?

Outdoors? Aiyoo, stain my white shoes. Indoors. With air-con.

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your groom?

For the groom? Why would he need an entrance? Eh. Wedding is specifically for the bride to act all demure and pretty. Who looks at the groom? *snickers*

18. Name the song/tune you’d like played at your wedding.

Wouldn’t it be the traditional ‘kompang’ song?

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?

What does this have anything to do with weddings? @_@

Considering it’s 1am right now, I’ll say night.

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?

Solemn. Horror, light…? Then he’s not serious. Baik takyah kahwin…?

22. Describe your ideal husband.

Very easy.

Google Ninomiya Kazunari.

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?

Fine dining. Fancy menu = Nicer food right?

24. Champagne or red wine?

Sirap Limau.

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?

Right after. Why wait?

26. Money or household items?

Money. I’ll choose my own towels and bath robes, thank you.

27. Who will pay for the bills?

Him.

28. Are you ready for married life?

With Nino?

Oh yes 8D

30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband?

Hope so.

31. How many kids do you want?

None. But then who’ll pray for me when I’m rotting in the grave? (-.-ll)

Fun. Haven’t done this for awhile.

Now to complete the wordy interview:

Credits: jennah_13

Fabulous, no?
♥

Anyways.

You know my cat?

The one that doesn’t think he’s a cat.

Well.

He managed to find a way to lari dari rumah.

And when my mom saw him and shouted, “Oi! You stupid cat! You’re going to die out there!” he actually had the decency to look guilty.

He came back in the house, climbed into his cage, pulled the door with his paw and sulked.

*peluh besar*